If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
(via tumblorious)
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
(via teenidle92)
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
- hug
- go on walks while holding hands
- smile
- kiss
- cuddle
- have cute little dates
- have movie nights
- take adorable pictures
- go new places
- try new things
- fall in love
- brutally fuck you
- look at the stars
- do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
(via p1nkhairdontcare)
Ive been working at a pub for eight months now, my boss is a nutjob and the majority of people i work with are lazy shits, meaning I have to pull their weight as well as my own. My boss gives me too many shifts and gets arsey if I ask for less and hates me having any time off even though I work practically all weekend. I get paid £5 an hour (SHIT WAGE) and she devaluates everything we do. Despite this I like the work.
On the other hand, i worked for a catering company last year and having counted the dates Ive been sent, I can work minimum 11 from now till the end of August. That’s about £340 for summer. Ive been saving up since about a year ago in a pot that I can’t open. I think I have about £600 in it but want to leave it for uni. I’m owed about £100 holiday pay from the pub and am now in a dilemma of what to do.
DO i quit the pub and have free time but less money? Or do I stay at the pub and have lots of money but maybe be stressed on my last summer at home?
Help me kind strangers
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
(via marianaavtv)
